Interim:
I understand a group of Edmonton pro-lifers have been making “house-calls?”
Liston:
Yes, we’ve decided to turn the tables on the medical profession. We plan to make house-call – on baby killers only, however.
Interim:
When did these house-calls being?
Liston:
We began during the Stanley Cup playoffs on a Tuesday evening, when the Oilers were thumping the Black Hawks with still one period to go….
Interim:
Why are you picketing abortionists at their residences?
Liston:
It brings the abortion issue “home” to them and their families. The neighbours have proven to be extremely curious too!
Interim:
Are you acting illegally?
Liston:
As far as I know, we’re not. Remember, we are “pluralists;” there are more than one of us. Last Friday, July 26, we had 13 or 14 brave souls engage in a prayer vigil outside Dr. Death’s condominium.
Interim:
Who is Dr. Death?
Liston:
He is reputed to be Edmonton’s number one abortionist. His name is Bernard Kredenster.
Interim:
Do you advocate the bombing of abortuaries?
Liston:
Certainly not! We’re non-violent, we’re peaceniks. Each picket or vigil is preceded by a least five decades of the Rosary. We pray for the conversion of the baby killers during our visits and during the picketing.
Interim:
Have you succeeded in your picketing?
Liston:
It’s hard to judge, but we believe two of Edmonton’s abortionists have stopped baby killing as a direct results of our activism.
Interim:
How long do you plan on picketing Edmonton’s abortionists at their homes?
Liston:
We’re hoping this method of pro-life activism catches fire across Canada. Things are heating up. We’ll picket until all 25 Edmonton abortionists STOP murdering babies.
Interim:
Any final comments?
Liston:
Our new pregnancy center is dealing with five to ten women every day, Praise God. Give my regards to the gang in Toronto. In the words of Nathanson, “It’s US against THEM.”
