Kill people. No people, no unemployed. New York Times Magazine interviews Jack Kevorkian about a range of isssues (Obamacare, the death of Detroit, the economy) and Dr. Death offers his solution to the problem of unemployment:

[Y]ou see this last crisis we went through that scared everybody, there was a solution, but nobody would like it. I could solve it in a minute by cutting the population in half, and now you’d have a job for everybody.

Death does tend to be Kevorkian’s solution to things.